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dire-canisdirus:

nanosaurus:

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

Wombats are the bestest Aussie animal

On a much needed lighter topic… SO cute!

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cardsagainstamyisrael:

______ is actually kosher, but we don’t know how to shecht it properly.

cardsagainstamyisrael:

______ is actually kosher, but we don’t know how to shecht it properly.

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thegestianpoet:

the-wise-fox:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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NO. GO AWAY.

STOP OMG

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muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.
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lindsaychrist:



I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

Well, the one in the blue shirt is a tilde.
The one in the yellow is just failing at being the bottom curve of an S.

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lindsaychrist:

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I see this post all the time but why come nobody ever talks about the girl that fucked up the middle S like someone drag her too please

Well, the one in the blue shirt is a tilde.

The one in the yellow is just failing at being the bottom curve of an S.

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psych0nek0:

Nibbling at the speed of nyoom.

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agnella:

hckleinman:

agnella:

Being a non-ethnically Jewish adopted child of Jews is weird. Technically you are a convert, but technically you aren’t. You’re declared to be Jewish. The only “conversion” you go through are the Bet Din, the mikveh, and (if you are baby AMAB) a bris. And that’s all depending on if you…

I fully support you as 100% Jewish and anyone who says otherwise can bite me.

Thank you. :)

Ditto.

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superagentfalcon:

little baby bats in little baby bat blankets for keenan

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My friend has a son who’s eight, and the coolest child, and she calls him a ‘brony’ because he likes MLP, and the more I learn about how the term is used, the more I want to warn her that that’s NOT what he is, but I have no clue how to broach the subject.

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f0x:

Enchanted Apple Tree, by Edward Julius Detmold (1883-1957).

f0x:

Enchanted Apple Tree, by Edward Julius Detmold (1883-1957).

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orevet:

rcmclachlan:

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This sounds like the beginning of an episode of Criminal Minds or some shit, what the hell

They’ve found the, um, donor.

http://www.eonline.com/news/563045/investigators-solve-creepy-and-disturbing-porcelain-doll-case-in-california-get-the-scoop

Apparently it was intended to be a ‘kind gesture’. By someone who did not think through too clearly how it would come across to people who didn’t know where the hell the dolls were coming from.

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youngblackandvegan:

burdenedwithgloriousbooty:

feuerbaech:

dagwolf:

Fuck PETA. They’re offering to help ten families in Detroit with their bills if they agree to become vegan.

JUST WOW 

FUCK PETA

Holy shit that is some straight up white saviour missionary style bullshit. Only with quinoa instead of bibles. 

we will help you

but only ONLY if you accept tofu as your lord and savior

21st century Souperism.

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grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

OH GOD. No, it was not believed for two hundred and twenty years that women had no sex drive. In the eighteenth century, it was commonly suspected that women were more randy than their menfolks. That two-century period covers a wide range of social beliefs about women and sexuality.

Ghhrblr blrrrblre just NO. 

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